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the kurosaki family
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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justin bieber need to fall back and realize he’s twilight popular not harry potter popular you feel me
“Twilight popular, not Harry Potter popular.”
I’M TOTALLY STEALING THAT
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White people get mad when you wear a band t shirt of a band you don’t listen to, but they’re fine with wearing headdresses from cultures they know and care nothing about.
thank you
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“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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YOU KNOW THAT PERIOD SMELL THAT YOU SMELL ALL THE TIME ON YOUR PERIOD AND YOURE CONSTANTLY PARANOID THAT SOMEONE ELSE SMELLS IT
I knew a dude that could smell it on girls IT WAS TERRIFYING
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“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
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Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I’m hell boundIt looks more to me like you’re on the
Highway to Hell
i have missed a golden opportunity
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
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With Charlotte aka Poodie aka Fred aka Destroyer of cocks everywhere
I learned how to play bags (aka cornhole), but I’m still a bit fuzzy on the rules. If it’s 1 point for a bean-bag on the board, how many points for a bulldog in the hole?
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Grinning Dogs
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive [8 Bit Remix by NickRemixes]
I’m waking up, I feel it in my soul.
Puppies Attack Cat
Puppies want to play, but the cat isn’t that interested.
Transformers themes from Prime all the way back to G1, in orchestral form!
I am so happy right...
It’s Time to Run Juliet - Imagine Dragons + We The Kings
THE LYRICS START AND YOUR MIND IS BLOWN
...
Found this via reddit
finally something that treats introverts and extroverts as equals
LMAO holy shit what did i get myself into haha
okay thanks for telling me, Al, I owe ya one!